Basix Dong

Basix Dong

 The Basix Dong from Eden Fantasys, still in its packaging. It looks... okay... like this.

 Here it is without its wrapping. It's certainly bigger than a breadbox. If only I could share with you the scent and texture of this thing. On the other hand, be grateful that you've been spared.

This is the ... gook? ... left in the plastic container after I took the toy out. If it looks like this, you can just imagine how slimy the toy itself is. Perhaps this is what all-natural, blah-blah-blah rubber looks and smells like, but it's a serious turnoff.

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Crotchless Harness w/ 2 Dongs

Crotchless Harness w/ 2 Dongs

The crotchless harness from California Exotics SHOULD be the perfect beginner's harness. Unfortunately, it falls a wee bit short. To say the least. 

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Dildo number two. Quite realistic, as you can probably see.

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Respective size, as compared to a standard deck of cards. They actually, impossibly, look larger than they are in this photo.

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The leather itself. Leaves a wee bit to be desired...

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Whole review to come soon!

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The Reach

The Reach

The Reach, a platinum silicone dildo by Doc Johnson, is a bendable, easy-to-use, easy-to-clean toy that's perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. Read the entire review soon on Eden Fantasys. 

 The packaging for the toy is about as simple and plain as it gets: paper and plastic. And once you open the box, you can't close it again, so it's sadly no reusable.

 The size and length as compared to a standard deck of cards. It doesn't have much in the way of a handle, but it's about seven inches total in length.

And... sex toy by night, broken antenna by day. The Reach will now be part of my lady bug costume for Halloween! Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home!

Read the whole review here!

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